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ASK FALLON: My husband is leaving me for our Interior Designer

Dear Fallon

My husband is the founder and owner of a successful Tech Firm in San Francisco where we have lived for the past ten years in our beautiful house in Pacific Heights. Last year we bought an apartment in New York so we can have a home away from home when we are there for business (I’m the screenwriter for a popular daytime soap) and my husband asked me to hire an Interior Designer to help give our pied-à-terre a much needed make-over. After months of searching a friend recommended “Izabel” (no surname, she is only known by her first name) a Brazilian Model/Interior Designer who had recently transformed her home in Palm Springs. Now three months into the project our New York apartment is in complete disarray and my husband tells me that a) he is selling our beautiful house in Pacific Heights; b) he is selling his business; and c) he is leaving me and moving to Brazil with our Interior Designer Izabel. He tells me the only thing I get to keep from our ten-year marriage is the is the unfinished New York apartment. What do I do?…read more

ASK FALLON: My sister is being abducted by aliens

Dear Fallon

My husband and I recently threw a dinner party for friends and investors in our business. As with most of our dinner parties we invited my sister as she travels often and always has the most wonderful stories to tell to keep our guests entertained. However, right in the middle of dessert she got up from her chair, flung a glass of champagne all over Piers my husband’s tennis coach, and announced she is being abducted by aliens every Friday night and in her own words “beaming up to their spaceship since she was six years-old”. Now our friends and investors want nothing more to do with us and we are the laughing-stock of Bel Air. What do we do?… read more